Kitty Olympics

I've mentioned Kitty Olympics in my blog before - they have nothing to do with the real Olympics for they go on all year long - none of this every four years stuff. I imagine the kitties held 4 ahoy Olympics every morning but seeing that I rented a house before they had room to stretch out. It's like having skiing on one mountain and the luge 60 miles away on another. Now Kitties are confined to a much smaller nation so everything takes place all at once, in the same small apartment.

Human obstacle
This is where Kitties run, run, run around the apartment and stop to attack sleeping human's feet or to use the human has a starting block for more running, running, running.

Blinds Dodging
Kitties jump up and scoot in between the blinds (which are down) and the window. It's not a scoot around the blinds, it's in between the closed horizontal bars. Fez is particularity an expert on this. This causes fear in the sleeping human that the blinds are going to come down.

Martini Bar Hop
This is purposely just to scare the sleeping human into thinking that they are about to destroy what few martini/wine glasses she has, including the four new ones she got for Christmas. One again, Fez excels in this event.

Vocal Projections
Monkey take all golds and silvers in this event. She is simply the best at vocal projects around 4:30 a.m. She meows, meows, meows. Brilliant work all the time.

Circular Sprint
It's a tie between the two kitties on this one. The human ususally asleep when this even is going on, the circular sprint is what cats do - and 2 year old children.